I'm always reminded of this when I think of mandatory parties lol

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make your own christmas party, with blackjack and hookers

The only one I liked over the years was when I worked at an ad agency and we did a tour of Joburg in a stretch hummer and then took turns wearing a gorilla suit

@Snow Spent 6 years going to Christmas parties, realising every time that most people were just being dutiful, and only a handful had friendships extend outside of work. Sure, it varies from industry to industry but I hated it.

@Lurch Probably, I would

@Snow - and that other department celebrates at the prospect of not being forced to socialise with their collegues?

That awkward moment when one department in the company is getting a christmas party but the rest aren't

Holy[censored], after the "This Little Light of Mine" sentence, I though it was going to take a much darker turn. Phew, arresting isn't that bad, then.

At Stage 12, Eskom goes to pre-schools that sing "This Little Light of Mine" and arrests the kids.

Eskom does a door to door, even arresting humans with the surname Watts. You know, because they are representing the idea of electricity.