Who am I? Well, I have been crafting my own imaginary world since I was ten years old, needless to say many movies have stolen my ideas. If you are talking to me and my eyes look glossed over (not on drugs), it’s probably because I am literally in my own world, not listening to a word you are saying (how rude). I like to think I am a FIFA legend but “haters gonna hate” and have a personal love hate relationship with EA. Apart from FIFA, and my imaginary world, in my spare time I can occasionally be seen physically playing the real beautiful game of football without the glitches and server lag.
My love for all things Geek and Gaming started with Dragon Ball, Arkanoid (sucked at this game), Metal Slug, Circus Charlie (Damn Fire Hoops), Marvel Comics and Fifa 99. The early teenage years of my life mainly consisted of all things Dragon Ball Z, Yugioh, Digimon, Duel Masters, Need for Speed, Ratchet and Clank, Jack, Grand Theft Auto (we were all under age) and a bad first date. Nowadays of “adulting”, I tend to play games that are open world and have a tendency to prioritise side quests over main quests because I like to be over-prepared. Due to my imaginary world I have a weird fixation with ancient history and aliens, thus I am “cursed” with knowledge that has the only purpose of being a great conversation starter or more often than not a conversation ender. Due to my Yugioh and Duel Masters past I occasionally love me some Elder Scrolls Legends, of which I spend more time building decks, only to lose in ranked matches, delete the deck and obsessively spend hours building another.
When I am not doing any of these things and pretending to work on my writing, if you walk slowly past my laptop you will see the Futbin tab open along with YouTube. This is because I am constantly finding and watching reviews on players to improve my Fifa Ultimate Team, as well as looking at players that I will never be able to afford just for my own self-pity. I ultimately one day hope that I am abducted by aliens so that they can turn me into a genetically modified superhuman, only to escape from their clutches, come back to earth and turn into earth’s mightiest hero/avenger (I can dream).
Writer. Enthusiast of all things geek. Legend has it he completed Final Fantasy VII without a memory card.
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