November 28 2013, 11:27am
1 A sexy gamer girlfriend or $50,000 cash? – sexy game girlfriend whom I will pimp out and have her steal games from the hardcore gamers who buy the CE editions.
2 Get away with a bank robbery or get away with an art heist? Art Hiest, I must have Jacob Zuma’s Spear painting.
3 Beat Eminem in a freestyle battle or make a game winning touchdown? Beat Eminem coz Im the real slim shady so please sit down, please sit down
4 A brand new sports car with no one in it or a 1987 Chrysler LeBaron with Kate Upton inside? – New sports car with no1 inside as long as the windows are darkly tinted
5 The ability to fly or the ability to read minds? – fly, reading minds of people who don’t speak/think in English is not very fun also, think about what u think about –the dirty things u think and the secrets u keep from everyone…
6 Master every instrument or master every sport? Instrument and go on youtube and become a superstar for 15 minutes or 100million views
7 Have Kanye rant about you on twitter or be the inspiration for Taylor Swift’s next song? Taylor Swift coz this will make Kanye rant,
8 A date with Jennifer Lawrence or All the pizza, forever? Jenifer Lawerence, you cant get a cheaper date than her, I mean she will be happy with the free breadrolls
9 Fist fight Justin Bieber or fist fight Kim Jong Un? Fisting Bieber in his face will be soooo good
10 Become a ninja or become a pirate? – I am a ninja coz no1 notices me so def a pirate
11 Unlimited Nutella or unlimited Krispy Kreme? – Krispr Kreme coz I love the paradox a cream that’s crispy!
12 Travel 200 years in the past or 200 years to the future? The past, that will 1813….only of my kind in SA….I will set up the first take away and monopolise the trade industry to the guys trekking, probably will make SA a global power in its economy.
13 Live in Harry Potter’s world or live in Lord of the Rings world? – Lord of the Rings, who wants to be in a place where dementors and voldermont is in.
14 A free Playstaion 4 or a free Xbox One? – Playstation 4,
15 The ability to talk to animals or the ability to speak any language fluently? – I already talk to animals, they called my collegues
16 All the money in the world or all the time in the world? - Money, so I can buy an xbox one